humansofnewyork:

“What are you working toward?”
“Being the boss.” 

meladoodle:

i’d like to remind the defendant that he is under oath and therefore must tell me if i look cute in this judge wig

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not paperwork, nor are you helping me do my job.

gastrogirl:

eclipse chocolate cake.

(Source: airows)

(Source: seekelsey)

aseaofquotes:

Alice Walker, The Color Purple

chibird:

I know I make a lot of penguins, but here’s another little one to boost your self esteem! >w<

Inspired by this cute post.